Gamecat's real favorite beer

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
12/05/2014 at 15:19 • Filed to: None

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http://www.brewdog.com/blog-article/3…

Mmmmm 55%


DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > CalzoneGolem
12/05/2014 at 15:23

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I doubt it, that stuff is vile...


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > CalzoneGolem
12/05/2014 at 15:23

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Didn't Gamecat start drinking at a very young age?


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem
12/05/2014 at 15:25

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This reminds me of the janitor on Scrubs: a pepper mill made out of a small stuffed rabbit. Twisting the head around 180 degrees, pepper coming out of the butt - hysterical.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > $kaycog
12/05/2014 at 15:28

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Younger than Matt, I think.

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Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
12/05/2014 at 15:31

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At 55% I bet it is.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > CalzoneGolem
12/05/2014 at 15:36

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A decent Whisky should be at 56% or so.. it's just the imense bitterness of the hops that makes this stuff vile... A tiny sip is awesome, but anything more than that is just bleh.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
12/05/2014 at 15:38

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I didn't mean to imply that anything 55% is vile. Beer is not meant to be 55%. I'd say 8% is probably the hard cap for a beer. Barelywine is fucking delicious.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > CalzoneGolem
12/05/2014 at 15:40

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I am horribly disturbed by the squirrel carcass beer cozy.


Kinja'd!!! ACESandEIGHTS > CalzoneGolem
12/05/2014 at 15:40

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"This 55% beer should be drank in small servings whilst exuding an endearing pseudo vigilance and reverence for Mr Stoat. This is to be enjoyed with a weather eye on the horizon for inflatable alcohol industry Nazis, judgemental washed up neo-prohibitionists or any grandiloquent, ostentatious foxes."

Wow, way to butcher the language, Britons. Covering up lack of basic grammar skills by pouring ridiculous-sounding adjectives on top of them like sprinkling funky croutons atop a crap salad.

Meanwhile I'm with Anders: that stuff looks awful.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > CalzoneGolem
12/05/2014 at 15:41

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Don't get me wrong mate :) We pretty much agree on this, I just wrote shit in a shitty way :)


Kinja'd!!! Cajun Ginger > CalzoneGolem
12/05/2014 at 15:58

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Nah. I've had their tactical nuclear penguin. Forget what the abv is. It only kind of tastes like beer though. I think we shared a bottle between 4 people?


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > CalzoneGolem
12/05/2014 at 16:01

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I've had some great Barleywines that came in over 13%. Warms you right up.


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > CalzoneGolem
12/05/2014 at 16:02

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8%? Do you even Pump[KY]n (17%)? Or BLK Fist (26.1%)? Or hell, the best imperial stouts are typically between 10% and 13%. I'd say a hard cap of 14% Would cover a vast majority of all beers, but then you'd leave out the Pump[KY]n's and 120 Minute's of the world.


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > $kaycog
12/05/2014 at 16:05

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Shome shay he... uh... wellll... shume shay hee... uh... never shhtopped.


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
12/05/2014 at 16:05

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I'd love to find out if it is, but for those prices? I'll pass.


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Gamecat235
12/05/2014 at 16:06

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Shweet!


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Gamecat235
12/05/2014 at 16:10

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It's a shitty beer for a shitty price.. I've tried it, not worth it.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Gamecat235
12/05/2014 at 16:12

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I've never had a stout that even touched 10% I now have a new goal in life.


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > CalzoneGolem
12/05/2014 at 16:42

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From left to right:
10.5%, 10.5%, 10.2%, 10.5%


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CalzoneGolem
12/05/2014 at 17:37

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10% and I drank most of this bottle during my brother's engagement party.


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/05/2014 at 17:41

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Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Gamecat235
12/05/2014 at 17:45

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So worth the $100